There’s nothing new about an advert in Órgiva offering ‘healing’ and ‘ways to find yourself’ but one advert caught our eye as it had a menu of things offered by ‘Two Powerful Shaman’ who ‘offer profound healing’. Wow.
Make of it what you will but does anyone have any idea what these things are? The most baffling is Soul Retrieval:
‘So, when did you last see your soul?’
“Well I was clearing the leaves from the yard and suddenly – pop – it was gone.’
(Gets out large spoon/shovel/nasendoscope) ‘Yep, that’s done it – soul retrieved. Next.’
Others: realignment of cells; aura and DNA cleansing; removal of intrusions, are not far behind in the WTF scale. Perhaps the latter is an alternative to visiting A&E on a Saturday night. Next it will be an invisible sky-daddy looking after us all.
It looks like they have diversified and offer other services – like being on hand when the electricity fails and making sure your is house spick and span.
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